The Archive

Every patent we've posted, newest first.

October 2026

• Day 004 — The Escape-Ladder Coffin
• Day 003 — The Hiccup-Zapping Cup
• Day 002 — The Self-Paddling Machine
• Day 001 — The Centrifugal Birthing Machine

By category

• Patently Spooky (1)
• Solutions Seeking Problems (2)
• Technically a Patent (1)